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When I die, I am going to go straight to heaven and you are going to ask me why. Did I pray enough? No. Did I share enough? Not really. Was I humble enough? Definitely not. “So what makes you so sure you are going straight to heaven?” you ask me and I will tell you, “Because I told the truth.”

When I die, I am going to go straight to heaven and you are going to ask me why. Did I pray enough? No. Did I share enough? Not really. Was I humble enough? Definitely not. “So what makes you so sure you are going straight to heaven?” you ask me and I will tell you, “Because I told the truth.”